thelocalpaedo:

Halloween is my favourite night because little children come to my house, without me having to force them.

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If you love God reblog this. If you love Satan keep scrolling.

My Energy Level

fuckyeahndasian:

Normally:

The minute I have to start working/studying:

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We Stopped Talking Because

boyslikegirlslikeboys:

  • I can’t be just friends with you.
  • I was the only one putting in effort.
  • You got in a relationship & forgot about your friends.
  • I couldn’t put up with your bullshit anymore.
  • You fucked up too much & I ran out of chances to give.
  • You changed. You’re not the same person I first got to know.
  • You’ve changed into the person you said you WOULDN’T be.

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Two of your friends whisper right in front of you.

WELL THEN. FINE, DON’T TELL ME.

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I hate it when old men stare at you. ›

They’re all like:

And you’re like:

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Learn the difference between a man who flatters you and a man who compliments you. A man who spends money on you and a man who invests in you. A man who views you as property and a man who views you properly. A man who lusts after you and a man who loves you.

Giving someone a second chance is like providing someone with another bullet after they missed shooting you the first time.

How did you move on so fast?

ouhvuu:

She’s hurt, and you’re okay. She’s crying, and you’re having fun texting the new girl. She’s thinking about you, and you’re wondering what you’re going to wear on your first date. She’s checking up on your Facebook to see how you’re doing, and you’re posting away how happy you are with your new girl. She misses you, and you don’t even think about her for one second anymore.

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When you hear your parents say your name in conversation so you secretly try to listen…

For putting up with her.

erin-lael:

tedeezy:

She isn’t the easiest girl to put up with:

  • She’ll annoy you, here & there.
  • She’ll take up all of your time, here & there.
  • She’ll be bitchy, here & there.
  • She can be complicated, here & there.
  • She’ll assume things, here & there.
  • She’s stubborn, here & there.
  • She might even get bored, here & there.

But, she loves you for dealing with the bullshit she comes with & puts you through, ‘cause she knows she deals with your bullshit, here & there, too.

Exactly.

It gets better. Trust me. Things probably suck right now, but they won’t last like this forever.